The Major's 50th Wedding Anniversary (R)

[airedale]

On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she 
wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her 
husband, a retired Marine Major, and asked, "Honey, do you 
remember this?" 

He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do. 
You wore that same negligee the night we were married"

She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said 
to me that night?"

He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to 
suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out." 

She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's 
fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you 
have to say tonight?" 

The Major peered over his newspaper, looked her up and down and said; "Mission Accomplished."

[ny hunter]

Lol.   Good one. 

[grampy]

HaHaHaHa........Made me laugh this morning.