The Old Farmer "Pygmy"

[airedale]

The banker saw his old friend Pygmy, an eighty-year old farmer, in town. 

Pygmy had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride. 

Being a good friend, the banker asked Pygmy if the rumor was true. 

Pygmy assured him that it was. The banker then asked Pygmy the age of his new bride to be. 

Pygmy proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.' 

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Pygmy should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the farm, knowing nature would take its own course. 

Pygmy thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. 

About four months later, the banker ran into Pygmy in town again. 

'How's the new wife?', asked the banker. 

Pygmy proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.

How is that new hired hand working out? asked the banker.

Pygmy replied great and she is pregnant too!
 

[Pygmy]

Actually, my doctor told me when I was going to get married to a 21 year old woman  that I should be carefull...Considering our age difference, sex could be fatal....

I told him..." Oh well... If she dies she dies...".....

[Water Rat]

Pygmy went to the drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.

The pharmacist asked "How many" ?

Pygmy replied "Just a few , maybe a half a dozen as I cut each one into 4 pieces".

The pharmacist said , "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy".

Pygmy said , "Oh ,I'm past 70 and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes".

[Pygmy]

Actually, golf is not one of my vices...

Neither is fooling around with wild women, because The Mermaid counts my viagras....<<sigh>>...

[Water Rat]

Glad to see you have a good sense of humor. I didn't want to pile on but airedale started it. Lol

[bugsNbows]

16 hours ago, Pygmy said:

Actually, golf is not one of my vices...

Neither is fooling around with wild women, because The Mermaid counts my viagras....<<sigh>>...

Why am I not surprised???