Proof read your posts

[fasteddie]

Here are some Headlines that should have been Proof Read and some funny remarks 

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day. 

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

       No, really? Ya think?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  

       Now that's taking things a bit far!

 

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over  

       What a guy!    

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant  

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace  

I can see where it might have that effect!

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  If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

   Ya think?!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  

      Who would have thought!

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Enfield (  London  ) Couple Slain;   Police   Suspect Homicide  

They may be on to something!

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  

      You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?  Oklahoma's new construction program!  

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Man Struck By Lightning:   Faces Battery Charge  

     He probably IS the battery charge!

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger   Test Group  

Weren't they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

       Do they taste like chicken?

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      Local  High School Dropouts   Cut in Half  

       Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors  

       Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is....  

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead   
 

 

     Did I read that right?

[fasteddie]

I get a chuckle when I read some of the posts on the site . One of them is the "Cellar Trail cam help" . When I first saw it , I thought , I wonder why someone is putting a camera in their Cellar . Realized when I read it that it was for cellular trail cam help . Just be thankful that I am not a spelling Nazi ! 

[left field]

Good place to mention my uncle and a horse?

[Elmo]

8 hours ago, left field said:

Good place to mention my uncle and a horse?

No...we haven't had our cocktails yet.