Something for you math whiz's --school teacher arrested

[fasteddie]

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy

International airport as he attempted to board a flight while

in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and

a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric

Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra

movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI

with carrying weapons of math instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They

derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents

in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and

'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that

they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with

coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to

say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God

had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have

given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they

could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the

President - It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.

[Elmo]

Haha! Good one!

[Grizz1219]

Love it... LOL

[growalot]

hahaha that's great!!

[Deerthug]

Funny!

[MuzzyLoader]

OUTSTANDING Post... got to steal this for my mathamatic buddy in ChiTown.

psssst: I'll give you the credit Eddie - no plagerism here.