Pygmy Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Actually, I heard this a year or two ago and MAY have even posted it on this forum. Please bear with me if this is a repeat. My girlfriend tells me I repeat myself a LOT. Did I say that I repeat myself a lot ? An old Marine Gunnery Sergeant , upon his retirement from the Corps........ " When I joined the Corps, it was ILLEGAL to be homosexual. Now they tell me it is OPTIONAL. I'm getting the hell out before they make it MANDATORY." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erussell Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Hey without homosexuals we wouldnt even have a Navy!!! ( as the village people play) In the Navy you can sail the seven seas, in the navy...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeneHunter Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 The Marine Corps is part of the Navy .... the WOMENS SECTION ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 Hey without homosexuals we wouldnt even have a Navy!!! ( as the village people play) In the Navy you can sail the seven seas, in the navy...... You may be right, Russell...I served aboard a destroyer with a Chief Boatswain's Mate who claimed that when he retired from the Navy he planned to ship aboard a Greek Vaseline Freighter where all the doorways were three feet off the deck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erussell Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 Nice !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sits in trees Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 we do not have this problem in Iran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 For some reason I can't download, Sits... All I get is a still picture of a camel jockey with his sister's scarf around his neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pygmy Posted August 28, 2012 Author Share Posted August 28, 2012 That guy kinda looks like a Lebanese Walter Matthau... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doewhacker Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 That guy kinda looks like a Lebanese Walter Matthau... I hear he is starring in a new movie, "Grumpy old Dictators" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwild96 Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 The navy has seamen in every port Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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