JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT

[Mr VJP]

JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT

(I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!)

A  Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and  asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across  the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back.

He  shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress  for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,  "Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The  third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He  hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's  about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the  restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As  Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and  said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the  strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus  passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness,  you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he  raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out  the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.

The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."

No offense meant to anyone who is legitimately on disability.

[Culvercreek hunt club]

now that is funny!

[nyantler]

Yes it is, excellent joke

[fasteddie]

I don't care who you are , that's funny!  ;D

[jasons75]

That's a good one

[BrianJV1]

That there's funny!