If VJP wrote movie synopsis'

[EspressoBuzz]

The Wizard of Oz

A teenage girl is transported to a fantastical land where she promptly murders and loots the body of one of the inhabitants before teaming up with three locals on her quest to kill again.

 

The Dark Knight

Two outlaws square off in a destructive battle of pride in order to reveal the other’s true identity. Meanwhile a metropolitan city pays the price.

 

Titanic

The greatest love story of our generation is cut short because one girl refused to scoot over.

 

The Lion King

An arrogant king banishes a member of his family, as well as several other citizens that he sees unfit for his kingdom, to a desolate wasteland where danger lurks and food is scarce. After the king’s throne is usurped by his brother, his son follows this example and spends years plotting to murder his uncle so that he may finally rise to power.

 

Finding Nemo

The protagonist’s wife is murdered by a serial killer while his son is left physically disabled. After his son is kidnapped, the man must travel thousands of miles with the help of a mentally unstable woman in order to get him back.

 

Snow White

An underage girl is harassed by seven older men until a wise queen saves her from a fate worse than death by poisoning her food.

 

Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory

A deranged candy tycoon enslaves a primitive race of humanoids in order to build his empire from the sweat of their labor. When five young chocolate enthusiasts are granted access to his enigmatic factory, he cunningly leads them one-by-one to their demise.

 

Home Alone

Negligent parents leave their demented underage son at home to fend for himself for an extended period of time. The boy tragically forgets how to dial 911 and instead resorts to a series of Rube Goldberg-esqe booby traps to destroy the body and soul of two petty criminals who try to break into his home.

 

The Lord Of The Rings

A band of mangy misfits sets out on a life-threatening mission towards a volcano, where they must destroy an outdated piece of cursed jewelry that they could have simply thrown in the fireplace to begin with.

 

Ratatouille

An aspiring chef grows more surprised every day that his father’s restaurant hasn’t closed due to rat infestation.

 

Now write your own twisted plot summery!

(Hey VJP take it in the spirit it's meant, you're twisted!)

Edited June 27, 2015 by EspressoBuzz

[jjb4900]

I don't have that much free time or energy to put into this kind of stuff.....but good luck either way.

[Skillet]

AMERICA

 

People fight and die to create such a free country. Then, little by little, the country gets destroyed by it's own government, right under it's people's noses. The people who see it happening are ignored and ridiculed, until it's too late. The end.

[Nomad]

I ve only seen 4 of those movies and some were decades ago, so I'll have to take your word for it ......

[Pygmy]

DELIVERANCE....The current Supreme Court's favorite love story......

 

A little BANJO music, Maestro..!..

[Mr VJP]

A thread started by one of my loyal fans.  They are dedicated!  LOL!!

[Mr VJP]

AMERICA

 

People fight and die to create such a free country. Then, little by little, the country gets destroyed by it's own government, right under it's people's noses. The people who see it happening are ignored and ridiculed, until it's too late. The end.

 

 

Actually Skillet, the country gets destroyed by the idiot electorate that supports corrupt and treasonous government.  They continue to elect these people.

 

I'm now convinced debate with Leftist fools will never work, as they cannot grasp logic and have very little intelligence.  Now I just hurt them.

[scolopaxmatt]

Hammer, don't hurt em!

[EspressoBuzz]

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