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Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on the scene.

After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor , they call their Sergeant on his cell phone.

 

" Hello, Sarge "

" Yes "

" It looks like we have a homicide here "

" What happened " ?

" A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped "

" Have you placed her under arrest " ?

" No sir.......the floor is still wet "

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