THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER... don't try this at home ;)

[G-Man]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER : Fresh from a shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are to small. Instead of characteristically

telling me its not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a

suggestion.

If you want your Breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet

paper and rub it between them for a few seconds. Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

How long will this take? I ask. They will grow larger over a period of years, my husband replies.

I stopped. Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between

my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years? Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk

again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a

straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

[Paula]

haha

[Single_shot]

Too funny,that's a good one.

[Karpteach]

I think my lovely wife would bury me in the backyard for even repeating this one! However, very fuuunnnny!

[Deerthug]

Love it!!