Paula

nice

thats good, music not so bad

he did say thank you lol

thats nice

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/03/calif-wildlife-official-under-fire-for-puma-hunt/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+foxnews%2Fnational+%28Internal+-+US+Latest+-+Text%29

thanks ,think i got it

a few months ago there was a post on tax map, county line, and you could look up land owners and such. anyone know what that link is?

Congratulations

love the lion

This preacher was out deer hunting on a Sunday when he knew he should be teaching the word of god he was having a bad day hunting freezing and seeing nothing and when he was getting out of stand he fell and his rifle slid down hill in the snow he chased as fast as he could until it slid into a thicket, he reached and felt fur and heard the roar of bear now he was being chased and feeling real bad about his chose to go hunting, he ran and ran until he was backed up to rocky ledge he dropped to his knees asked for forgiveness for his sin and pleaded to god! Please if you can see fit to save me, let this bear get religion and see the way of God! And as the bear was about to claw him to death he stopped, had a puzzled look then suddenly put his paws together a prayed (please god bless this food I’m about to eat!) Amen

I got rid of TW cable and phone and kept RR and that is expensive. I don't want frontier and i might as well keep RR instead of going with verizon.

that looks soo good!

sorry you didn't get anything, sounds like a good time

Those with it do you have the internet through them? how is it?

A dog we have here got a hold of one of my chickens. had to crawl under porch to get it, that dog was like lightening!

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

Hey Rev you are no longer a Newbie!

HA

REDNECK FISHERMAN A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, sir", replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?" "Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that." The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works." "O. K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!" The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?" "Well, what?," says the redneck. The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH," replied the warden! "What fish?," replied the redneck. ............ Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

A man who has been drinking for a while. Has to go to the MENS room to relieve himself. After a few minutes there is a hair raising scream from the mens room that echoes all through the pub. A minute later again a hair raising scream come out of the mens room and echoes through out the pub. All the patrons are looking worried and start to leave. The bar tender goes over to the mens and opens the door. He asks ,"Is everything alright?" He hears a moan from one of the cubicles.Then he walks toward the cubicle. He opens the door and looks at the man sitting down. Again he asks are you alright sir? The man says,"Every time I try and get up something grabs and squeezes my balls." The bar tender say to the drunk."Your sitting on the mop bucket!"

Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies: 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son in surprise and says: 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

that is good, glad you posted it