Paula

I'm done

A couple was all dressed up and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on the nightlight and the answering machine, covered the parakeet, put the cat in the backyard, phoned the local cab company and ordered a taxi. When the taxi arrived, they left through the front door, and their cat slipped back inside the house! They didn't want to leave the cat inside, so the wife got in the taxi while the husband went inside to put the cat out again. Not wanting the driver to know that their home will be empty all evening, she told the driver, "my husband will be out soon; he just went upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." When the husband entered the cab, he said, "Sorry I took so long. The stupid b*#@h was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" At that point that the cab driver hit a parked car ..

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

it's corny but what the heck

Thats great!

think that has been talked about before, think everyone liked it that did try it. Make it tender and melty in your mouth. lol think you have to watch the seasoning because it make more intense i think someone had said. Try it, you'll like it tuggy

ok

Thats nice pygmy

are these fresh

I see nothing wrong with what he did. I just wish he would have gotten her face on video when she heard his words and then saw what he did, bet that was a priceless face lol

I like everyone's idea but i think WNY is really good, get out of ny would be my first thought. nobody has said anything about spouses , i love mine but not enough to stay here lol. i of course share the money with him and leave!

there have been 11 to 17 out back in field every other night for the past wk. last night there were 3 playing back corner of our yard. the moon was pretty bright and that made it nice to watch

that was pretty good

M&Ms commercial was cute but the Bears are Classic!

Clint then the coke bears

i just said she doesn't seem like football music.

haha

kirk at 391-1656 anytime before 10 pm. parish ny. not sure he has any. try this also http://www.esmgpa.org/

you guys are being a little ruff

I can't figure out what do do for my vacation next year, Nebraska area or Oklahoma for a bike ride next year. Maybe its going to be a hunt instead, i can ride there

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