GreeneHunter

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

A day well spent I'm sure !

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled 20 Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly. She then asked him, “Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?” “Uh… no, I haven’t,” he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties… and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation. “Now,” she said, “have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?” He said “No!”trying to hide his arousal. She said….. “Check the garage.”

I use a 5 gallon gas can and every time I fill it up at the gas station when I get home I add 3-4 ounces of stabil ... never have any problems !

Perhap @grampy and @Four Seasons can meet here , WMU 4B always has First and Second choice DMP's and this is State Land ! https://www.dec.ny.gov/outdoor/118954.html#Directions Coeymans Creek Wildlife Management Area

Gotta love Levers ... just sayin !

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Pissing Contest beginning ?

Have to say that looks like a whole lotta fun !

Sad to say but that turned out to be a Dismal Failure !

I'll be there at some point today !

I actually like the Rain during Hunting Season , it's better than walking around on Corn Flakes ! I usually sit in a tree stand and so no real walking but my Son loves still hunting and generally pushed them to me ... he's a Great Kid(41 yrs old) !

Politics and Religion .... No Do No Do !