I just say '' well i sit in my tree with my deer pole, and nothing is biting ''
A few years ago I was at walmart with my son buying some hunting gear and this hippy came up to me yelling with a ton of nasty words about hunting and this douchebag was causing a seen. I told this guy if he said another bad word in front of my kid I was going to shut him up, so he did, and I did shut him up with a smack to the mouth. I would say 30 or so shoppers started to clap and cheer, Go figure, The dirtbag picked himself up and walked away. The nerve of some people just amaze me.