It's a bad day ------ (joke)

[fasteddie]

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

Well "whatch ya gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. " Come on, man" the biker says," I didn't think you'd cry .I can't stand to see a man crying".

"This is the worst day of my life", I say, "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and my dog bit me"

"So I came here to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit watching the poison dissolve : then YOU, you jack$$, show up and drink the whole thing!

But enough about me,how's your day going?

[Larry]

funny

[G-Man]

lol!

[Karpteach]

Good one.