an AD that was sent to me via email.

[Geno C]

I do not know how much truth is behind this but i figured id post it...

ACTUAL PERSONAL AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me In Downtown Savannah  night  before last.

Date: 2010-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you  demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my  girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and  earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important  message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I  didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you  took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for  a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 ....45 ACP  pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very  evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed  at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever  you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants.  I'm sure it was even  worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and  wallet with me.  [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to  come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed  in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done.  Then I went  and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas  station, -- on your credit card.  The guy with the big motor home took 150  gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go  Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet.  [That made his  day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile"  that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and  keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell  phone.  Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for  a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that?  Earlier, I managed to  get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while  mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long  chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).

In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you,  but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for  your threatened crime.  I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these  rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the  opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've  chosen to pursue in life.  Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.  Have  a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex

[Geno C]

i mean it sounds funny to me and hurray for the good guy but i can not see someone going to those extents and then taking an ad out on it... if someone were to do that i doubt they would have on paper what they did, but then again lol

[Karpteach]

Funny, but Alex would be going to jail for a very very very long time if it was true.

[Geno C]

thats exactly what i was thinking, seems like it was taken to far. if assuming it was true but i highly doubt it

[nyantler]

Its a long standing joke that has been passed around for years.. but I so wish I was alex

[fasteddie]

Yeah , it's been around for a while but the date has been changed ............ I never considered it as real .

[pistolp71]

Its a long standing joke that has been passed around for years.. but I so wish I was alex

X2!

[Geno C]

lol never saw it 

[Karpteach]

Its a long standing joke that has been passed around for years.. but I so wish I was alex

I think most of us would want to be Alex.