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G-Man

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  Old man is asked by a doctor for a sperm count.

Doctor: Bring back a semen sample in this jar.

He comes back and the jar is clean and empty.

Doctor: What happened?

Old Man: I tried with my right hand, nothing. I tried with my left hand. My wife tried both her hands, nothing. She tried with her mouth, still nothing. We called our neighbor,... nothing.

Doctor: You asked your neighbor?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

Old Man: The DAMN JAR WOULDN'T OPEN!

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I guess the question could be asked why would the old geezers doctor be worried about his sperm count?  Unless he is Hugh Hefner and has like a 24 year old wife who wants to get pregnant, I think most old timers wouldn't care one way or the other about their sperm counts.

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