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I'm stuck upstairs in our dispatch office answering phones today. The window looks out into the woods. Right now there is the world's biggest grey squirrel out there sitting on a limb, barking, dancing around, and mocking me. I can see the pleasure in his beady little eyes. He is taking pleasure in torturing me. I wonder if I can kill him with a stapler. Furry little S.O.B.

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I'm stuck upstairs in our dispatch office answering phones today. The window looks out into the woods. Right now there is the world's biggest grey squirrel out there sitting on a limb, barking, dancing around, and mocking me. I can see the pleasure in his beady little eyes. He is taking pleasure in torturing me. I wonder if I can kill him with a stapler. Furry little S.O.B.

Thats funny, sounds like me. Pulled in to Saratoga hospital today for a call and there must have been 15 in the trees in the apartment complex next door. Some even looked right at me and then proceed to frolic around the parking lot. If only...

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