I tell you, kid, if everything you tell us is true, then you must live in the most Godforsaken corner of New York state. Honestly. I didn't think such a wild place with as many barefoot, toothless, shotgun toting, poaching hillbillies existed in a northern state like New York. Jesus bloody Christ, how could so many crazy events happen to someone so young? You might want to have them mushrooms analyzed, actually.