This is just a joke but it sure is a good one.
Splinters in Her Crotch!
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a far left liberal,
and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She
wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started
to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted
owl that attacked her In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the
tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She
told him she was an environmentalist, a far-left liberal, and an anti-
hunter activist and also how she came to get all the splinters. The
doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to
go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her,
"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could
remove old-growth timber from a recreational area so close to a waste
treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me
down."