Water Rat Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on the scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor , they call their Sergeant on his cell phone. " Hello, Sarge " " Yes " " It looks like we have a homicide here " " What happened " ? " A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped " " Have you placed her under arrest " ? " No sir.......the floor is still wet " 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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eagle rider Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paula Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 You done good Water Rat. You got a hell of a laugh out of me. That was good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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