Rattler Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Last Saturday afternoon, Washington, a DC aide to President Barack Obama visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in Washington. He told the Cardinal that President Barack Obama would be attending the next mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Obama to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Obama a “saint”. The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Obama's views. Obama's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $10,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Obama as a “saint." The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." As Obama's aide promised, Obama appeared for the Sunday worship and seated himself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Obama was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While President Obama's presence is probably an honor to some, the man is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of his views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and he tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Barack Obama is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker and a nit-wit. Barack Obama is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Barack Obama is the worst example of a Christian I have ever personally witnessed. He is a narcissist and is using his speaking ability to lie to the American people. He also has a reputation for shirking his obligations, both In Washington and in Illinois. The man is simply not to be trusted." The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with Hillary Clinton, Obama is a Saint." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtTime Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Got a link to this one? I would love to see if this was real or mass media propaganda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted July 10, 2016 Author Share Posted July 10, 2016 LOL! It's a joke. Not real, just a joke. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtTime Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Got me Rattler. Good one. Hard to tell whats real and not real around the political area on here. Also, nothing would be surprising with Obama. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted July 10, 2016 Author Share Posted July 10, 2016 Obama would never set foot in a Catholic church, unless he were there as a terrorist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasteddie Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Catholic Joke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Field_Ager Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 As I Catholic, I have to tell you guys that the Church has been over-run by Marxist progressives for decades.Volumes have been written about this. The take-over started before the 2nd Vatican council of the early sixties. Today's Church is unrecognizable to it's true self. In 1917, just prior to the western-backed Marxist take-over of Russia, a series of public miracles and prophecies occurred in Fatima, in Portugal, predicting the decline of the Church and ending with Russia being used as the tool of both chastisement and eventual world peace. I find it very interesting, that one year shy of the 100th anniversary of these events, reported even in the NY times at the time, NATO are goading the Russian bear into war. They will probably get their wish. Will 2017 be the year of interest and strife many Catholics expect it to be? Guess we will find out. Catholics like myself have long been aware that the infrastructure and influence of the Church has long been used for the promotion of the globalists agenda for a New World Order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Field_Ager Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 (edited) For Fareed Zakaria, the great story of our times is not the decline of America but rather the rise of everyone else -- the growth of countries such as China, India, Brazil, Russia, South Africa, Kenya, and many, many more. This economic growth is generating a new global landscape where power is shifting and wealth and innovation are bubbling up in unexpected places. It's also producing political confidence and national pride. As these trends continue, the push of globalization will increasingly be joined by the pull of nationalism -- a tension that is likely to define the next decades. https://www.amazon.com/Post-American-World-Fareed-Zakaria/dp/039306235X/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1468236806&sr=1-2&keywords=the+post+american+world Edited July 11, 2016 by Papist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Field_Ager Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Obama would never set foot in a Catholic church, unless he were there as a terrorist He made Notre Dame cover all images of Christ when he spoke there. http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/georgetown-says-it-covered-over-name-jesus-comply-white-house-request-0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diplomat019 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 pap- ur a practicing catholic? i remember a post way back where you were touting your womanizing skills. I believe it was something along the lines of "I've been with more women that you ever have, etc". Isn't pre-marital sex a sin? Unless you were married to them all, but then thats polygamy which is against the religion. Or you were married, but divorced them all? which is another huge sin. How can you be a true practicing catholic with those cocksman skills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
growalot Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Got a link to this one? I would love to see if this was real or mass media propaganda. OMG..hahahaha that was funnier than the joke...I knew where the joke was going...the above surprised me....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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