Single_shot Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally, he craps in the bed. The wife says, "What the heck was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First-light Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpteach Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbo91 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robinson446 Posted February 5, 2011 Share Posted February 5, 2011 me and my little brother cant stop laughing. he says that was a good one. hahahahhaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TH41 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny hunter Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 HA HA good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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