ORIGINAL writings on bathroom walls...

[Pygmy]

We have all read such classics as " Here I sit, broken hearted.."   on ****house walls...

What about some original ones you've read over the years..?

Several  come to my mind from a place in Addison named The Ritz Cafe'...It has been closed for years and the building now houses a church, of all things...<<smirk>>...

These date back to the early 1960s...

"  Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal.  It makes them soggy and hard to light".

" Please do not pee on the floor.  The janitor has holes in his shoes..

" Stand closer....That ain't no WINCHESTER you're holding.."

 

[The_Real_TCIII]

"Free Cowboy Hats" over the seat cover dispenser


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[BigVal]

Your mom was here on the wall and written on the floor. (Hand print, knee print) smh 

[stoneam2006]

On the paper towel dispenser.

Automatic dispenser say paper Towel loudly

Funny as heck listening to guys say it over and over

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[crappyice]

From the management: our aim is to keep this place clean; your aim would help!




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[fasteddie]

You have to look up to read this one over a urinal that says " why are you looking up here  , ashamed of it " ? 

[Uncle Nicky]

My all time favorite has always been, "Anyone can pee on the floor. If you want to be a hero, crap on the ceiling".

A couple others:

"What are you laughing at? The joke is in your hand".

"We don't pee on the floor at your crack house. Please don't do drugs in our bathroom" (From the management).

"Bucks with short horns stand closer. The next brave may be barefoot".

And from my high-school days, "Flush twice. It's a long way to the cafeteria".