Dogs vs Wife Facts!

[airedale]

1.  Dogs love to go along on a  hunting and fishing excursion. 

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another Dog's name. 

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 

4. A Dog's parents never visit. 

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 

6. You never have to wait for a Dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 

8. The later you come home the happier your Dog is to see you. 

9. A Dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get 
another Dog?" 

10. If a Dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a 
pervert. 

12. If a Dog smells another Dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

[NFA-ADK]

LOL!!!  2 funny! 

One to add:  A dog will never say :  I love you but I am not in love with you.

Now I know why I want a dog more than a girlfriend. 

[Paula]

Thats good

[Nomad]

If you lock your dog and wife in the trunk for a few hours, the dog will still be happy to see you when you open it up !

[martin]

On 12/4/2016 at 1:05 PM, Larry302 said:

If you lock your dog and wife in the trunk for a few hours, the dog will still be happy to see you when you open it up !

OMG!!!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Nice one