Honesty

[SteveB]

Where 'Honesty' get's you!!!!

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

[G-Man]

LOL!! good one!

[jasons75]

LOL!!!!!!!! that's too good. Exactly what my son would have done.

[Geno C]

LOL!!!!

[Dave]

try this one this is honest as one can be.

      Splinters in Her Crotch

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A woman from [/size]Los Angeles[/size] who  was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an

[/size]anti-hunter, purchased  a piece of timberland near [/size]Colville[/size] , [/size]WA[/size] .

[/size]There was a large tree  on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted

[/size]a good view of the  natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the

[/size]big tree. As she  neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked

[/size]her. In her haste to  escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and

[/size]got many splinters in  her crotch.

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In considerable pain,  she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told

[/size]him she was an  environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she

[/size]came to get all the  splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great

[/size]patience and then told  her to go wait in the examining room and he would see

[/size]if he could help her.

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She sat and waited  three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman

[/size]demanded, "What  took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had

[/size]to get permits from  the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service,

[/size]and the Bureau of Land  Management before I could remove old-growth timber

[/size]from a recreational  area, so close to a waste treatment facility.

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I'm sorry, but due to  Obama Care, they turned me down."

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Dave

PS hope Virgil likes this one.

[ELMER J. FUDD]

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

Duh, KFC!

[ny hunter]

Ha HA fried chicken love it.