blondes

[Paula]

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?

A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's writing on the white-out.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?

A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

A: Branch Manager.

Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?

A: One that never misses a period.

Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?

A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag) ?

A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

[Paula]

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"

"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

[Paula]

Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?

A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?

A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?

A: She has a checkbook.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?

A: There is a stamp on it.

A blonde saw a "¿" on her computer screen and asked another blonde,

"How do you do that?" She responded . . .

"Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!"

[nyantler]

This blonde was driving out in the country and spotted another blonde sitting in a row boat out in the middle of a farm field... she got so angry at the stupidity of the blonde in the boat that she slammed on the brakes, jumped out of the car and hollered to the blonde in the boat.." If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick you ass!!"

Edited February 19, 2012 by nyantler

[Paula]

thats funny

[GreeneHunter]

A Sad Situation = Blind in one Eye and Blonde in the Other !

[Deerthug]

Funny! I'm assuming you are not blonde Paula.

[Paula]

only when i have the money

[Early]

And, what is it that makes life truly worth living??.....Yep, BLONDES!!!

[sits in trees]

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?

A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?

A: There's writing on the white-out.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?

A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

A: Branch Manager.

Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?

A: One that never misses a period.

Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?

A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag) ?

A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

i'll bet your a brunette Paula..

[bubba]

well now I am offended. I have two blonde daughters who are very well educated and do very well. Stereotyping like this is just as sexist as anything even if it is coming from a female.

On the other hand, I find it funny and am just kidding anyway.