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Exactly. They took some truth and stretched it to make a joke. 1. You don't need to a report to tell you Chinese tourist are the worst. Like I said, you have a bunch of people who a couple of years ago has never even ventured beyond their villages in their lives that are now traveling around the world. 2. To say "it's most likely a mainlander"...there is only two parts of China that's not considered main land. That's Hong Kong which is basically Wall Street of Asia and Macau, which makes Las Vegas looks like a run down casino. So yeah, most likely any sort of "back woods behavior" would most likely be a main lander. Honk Kong and Macau versus mainland China is basically like NYC and the rest of NY State. 3. The pants that Joe Rogan refers to are not slits. Toddlers there wear the same pajamas you see in the 1800's. The ones that have a flap in the back with two buttons. So, yes, they open the flap and do their business. 4. The guest said he saw a boy do it to validate his argument. When Joe asked how old was the boy, "was he a teenager?"...Joe asked twice. The guest never answered because it would kill the joke. It's basically infants and toddlers getting potty trained. The parents usually takes precautions-they bring wipes, plastic bags, etc. tries to be as discreet as the toddler will let them, and cleans up afterwards. So, yes, if you're there long enough, you'll see that happen. But it's absurd to think a full grown man would drop his pants, take a dump in the middle of a busy mall, and everyone else just walks around like nothing happened, then leave the crap there.

Crazy that you take it word for word as well. Here's China in a nutshell. Their economic growth was so quick and so fast, they expanding and displaced a bunch of backwoods hillbillies and made them instant millionaires. They basically went into the woods or into the ghettos and told them the government is taking their land because they need to build/expand a city. No choice in the matter. But as compensation, they'll give them an apartment in this city and a million dollars. Now these farmers who never got more than maybe a elementary education are now travelling the world. They're also now in these shopping malls since they now live in that new/expanded city. But even those people don't drop their draws and crap in the middle of the shopping mall floor. They do have public toilets. What you do see is toddlers who are too young to hold it in and can't get to the restroom in time. They don't believe in diapers when they don't need to. I've seen it happen twice. Both times the mother took the child to a corner, behind a trash, laid out plastic bag/paper and cleaned up afterwards. Both times the kids was maybe 2 years old. Culturally, even rural Chinese are very reserved. They would never expose their sexually mature or close to sexually mature privates in public. A lot of the old money Chinese and educated Chinese are annoyed by this because yes, these "Beverly Hillbillies" give them a bad name. I also think there might be some resentment because these Chinese got a bunch of income simply because they lived in a certain area. It's like Harlem in NYC. But 10 times the intensity and 10 times as fast. They lived in a run down house and then the very next day, the house/property is worth a million dollars and the government came in and bought it right up. One nasty habit though is spitting. They spit a lot. I guess they think it's worst to swallow it. But it's not like they're spitting in the departments stores floor or windows. You see a lot of spit on street side curbs or they'll spit into the trash.

Happy birthday!

I'm not a fan of cats. A friend of mine adopted a cat back in college that came declawed (front only). He couldn't keep cats at his apartment so he asked me to sit it for a year. I had that cat for 12 years until it passed away. I tried my best to keep him from going outside since he's declawed but he always snuck out at night. So persistent. He'll stumble home at 7 in the morning drunk, took a piss in the liter, and then pass out. He had much more fun than I did. When he got old, he would come back with marks. Once time he came back with a tiny piece of his ear missing Evander Holyfield style. Without the claws he just couldn't keep up.

I have one as well. You can set it to record when parked but it only does for a little while then it auto shuts off due to battery. I don't bother with the park feature. As far as how much it records, it's not like you'll get into an accident, forget to save it, keep on driving for another week, and have it over written. Logically, once you get into an accident you take the card out and save the video to your computer.

Went with the Ruger American Ranch. Placed the deposit. Now just need it to arrive. I might not have the time but at least I'll have the tools.

Happy belated birthday!

Happy belated birthday!

Happy belated birthday!

They do that in San Fran and they're starting to do that in NYC. You call and a farmer shows up with a bunch of goats and herds them around your field and they basically clear the field for you. Once done, farmer rounds them all up and heads home.

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That sucks. Get well soon.

Happy Birthday!!

Happy birthday!

Wishing him a complete recovery.

I think it'll be Biden as well. Too many Obama fans that'll associate him to Obama.

Not a fan of side swinging trunk doors.

Sorry to hear.

Ron Darling made a comment about this a few years back when asked about the frequency of Tommy John surgery now in MLB. That back in the day, athletes played multiple sports. Now, when a kid has a special talent, they focus just on that one talent. Then they circumvent the limitations little league have by enrolling their kids into two or even three little leagues so they get to play more. That is why now today almost every team has someone that can throw 100 mph when back in 80's and 90's, if you threw 96 you were out of this world. But it's also why almost every other pitcher gets Tommy John surgery before they're 30.

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

They are yummy.

Check out The Highwaymen. It's about the former Texas Rangers who were assigned to bring down Bonnie and Clyde. Pretty good.

Happy birthday fellas!

Mine is a Mossberg 500 12G