saving money

[hunterman7956]

 

 

I have stopped my home alarm service. I've dropped out of Neighborhood Watch.

 

I've put up a Pakistani flag in one corner of the front garden and an Iraqi flag in the other corner.

 

In the centre of the front garden, I've raised the black flag of ISIS.

 

I'm being watched 24/7 by the local police, MI5, MI6, CID, FBI, CIA, NSA, U.S. Secret Service and Homeland Security as well as Interpol and Europol.

 

I have NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 each month!

 

 

[fasteddie]

Now there's a smart guy !

[bubba]

You might better say you are a conservative gun lover.  You will get better service

[growalot]

And fly a don't tread on me flag...

[dbHunterNY]

...let us know when they come offer you a job and benefits.  some of us are hungry and will want in. sorry.  it's only fair.

[dbHunterNY]

...another thing what was Hillory Clinton's personal email address again?  I've done some wrong and I need a way out but make it look like it was handled.

[GreeneHunter]

LOL

[thphm]

Now there's a smart guy !

 

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