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Bagged my first Grouse!


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Geeze, Skillet, that's not a grouse, it's an Aggravated Owl...

 

The Aggravated Owl  is so name because his vocal chords are where his sex organs are supposed to be, and his sex organs are where his vocal chords are supposed to be...

 

Due to that condition, he can't **** worth a hoot, or HOOT worth a ****....

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Most owl mortality - actually raptor mortality - is young birds that starve to death their first year because they were not successful learning how to hunt well.

There was a falconer on here who mentioned that. I think his name was Chenango Dave. Haven't seen him lately, but IIRC he said that training a bird for use in falconry will greatly increase their survival chances later in life. I think he let his go at the end of every season.

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