To Bill Schmitd

[Pygmy]

I just threw out that rain chalk I have been trying to give you.

[wooly]

I just threw out that rain chalk I have been trying to give you.

 

Figures you'd pull some crap like that right before Valentines Day!

[Pygmy]

I couldn't help myself...He...He.. Just kept talking about those MASCULINE calves of his...

Oh CRUMBCAKES..! I think I just broke a NAIL !

[Lawdwaz]

Never used the stuff, does it work well?

 

 

Rainy days are when diaphragm calls shine.

[Pygmy]

I never used it either, just carried around it in my vest for about ten years..

 

That's why I want to give it to Bill....He said he wanted some and I thought I'd offer to give it to him.

 

If only I could get his attention... Perhaps he's busy writing a book or something.

[Lawdwaz]

I never used it either, just carried around it in my vest for about ten years..

 

That's why I want to give it to Bill....He said he wanted some and I thought I'd offer to give it to him.

 

If only I could get his attention... Perhaps he's busy writing a book or something.

 

LOL............

 

Edit to add: I like your style Pygmy.   Nice dry, subtle  humor...........................

Edited February 10, 2016 by Lawdwaz

[wooly]

I used to use a liquid waterproof called "Box Call Magic".

I think it was by Lohman.

Worked great on my Primos Box Cutter and didn't affect the tone/sound/volume one bit.

I can't seem to find it anywhere anymore though. That's my excuse to stay home when it rains.

[Lawdwaz]

I used to use a liquid waterproof called "Box Call Magic".

I think it was by Lohman.

Worked great on my Primos Box Cutter and didn't affect the tone/sound/volume one bit.

I can't seem to find it anywhere anymore though. That's my excuse to stay home when it rains.

 

In the early days I'd use the old Millbrook Bread bags out of my brother and sisters boots. 

 

[wildcat junkie]

I couldn't help myself...He...He.. Just kept talking about those MASCULINE calves of his...

Oh CRUMBCAKES..! I think I just broke a NAIL !

 

Go get your hair done, it will make you feel "pretty" again.

[DirtTime]

Go get your hair done, it will make you feel "pretty" again.

Something tells me Pygmy couldn't be pretty if you put him on "Face Off" and all past and present contestants worked together on that make up.

[Pygmy]

I don't think Bill likes me...

 

BILL !  Are you IN here, Good Buddy ?

[Pygmy]

I get the impression that Bill is ignoring me....

 

Is it just ME, or do some of y'all get the same impression ?

 

Oh well, I've been ignored before...Reminds me of the last 40 years or so of my LOVE LIFE...

[wooly]

Since he uses his REAL NAME here, why don't you just look him up in the phone book and give him a jingle.

Sure he'd love to hear from ya!

[Paula]

He is ignoring you and doing well at it. Lol

[shawnhu]

Hi there Bill

X-Calibur Lighting Systems

http://facebook.com/XCaliburLightingSystems

[Pygmy]

I am not sure WHY....All I was trying to do was give him some rain chalk ( at my expense)...

 

Perhaps he has interpreted my some what " different" sense of humor as critical of his posts.

 

Maybe he's just been busy with other stuff in life..

 

No biggy deal to me either way...

[wooly]

Hey Pygmy, you spelled his damn name wrong!

It's Schmidt... not Schmitd. (dt NOT td)

You've been messaging the wrong guy,lol

 

 

[Paula]

Hi there Bill

X-Calibur Lighting Systems

http://facebook.com/XCaliburLightingSystems

That had been posted before. Good info

[shawnhu]

Hey Pygmy, you spelled his damn name wrong!

It's Schmidt... not Schmitd. (dt NOT td)

You've been messaging the wrong guy,lol

Hahaha! Poor guy probably doesn't even know what to do with said chalk! Talk about confused!

X-Calibur Lighting Systems

http://facebook.com/XCaliburLightingSystems

[Pygmy]

wooly, on 10 Feb 2016 - 5:57 PM, said:

Hey Pygmy, you spelled his damn name wrong!

It's Schmidt... not Schmitd. (dt NOT td)

You've been messaging the wrong guy,lol

Yeah, Wooly,  I'm aware of that, However I used the PM system here on the forum where his PROPERLY SPELLED name popped up and I clicked on it...

 

As I suggested before, I have made too much of it already...My apologies to Bill for that...

 

If anyone wants a cheap piece of rain chalk for their box call, PM me your snail mail addy and I will send it to you free, postage paid by me..

First come first served.

 

I'm tired of waiting for Bill..He's had since Feb. 4th....

[wooly]

Keep your chin up buddy.

There's plenty of other fish in the sea!

Gotta be a mermaid out there somewhere waiting for a studly sailor like yourself to land her!

[Pygmy]

wooly, on 10 Feb 2016 - 7:00 PM, said:

Keep your chin up buddy.

There's plenty of other fish in the sea!

Gotta be a mermaid out there somewhere waiting for a studly sailor like yourself to land her!

Yeah, The Mermaid is in the living room watching TV in her  "bunny rabbit"  bathrobe...

 

I could go in and try to "land" her, but I suspect that she will tell me to go fly a kite , as usual...

[Lawdwaz]

Yeah, The Mermaid is in the living room watching TV in her  "bunny rabbit"  bathrobe...

 

I could go in and try to "land" her, but I suspect that she will tell me to go fly a kite , as usual...

 

Rebuff YOU?  Say it ain't so!!

 

[DirtTime]

Yeah, The Mermaid is in the living room watching TV in her  "bunny rabbit"  bathrobe...

 

I could go in and try to "land" her, but I suspect that she will tell me to go fly a kite , as usual...

Then work on your approach. Don't walk in and act like Al Bundy when he was in the mood! Have some manners try fore.......

 

Never mind. Most women don't like gun oil for a massage. Forgot where I was for a minute.........

 

Oh, as for Bill....That is what it is....If you are worrying about that more then getting the wife you have issues.

Edited February 11, 2016 by ....rob

[Pygmy]

Wait a minute, Rob...Al Bundy and Norm Peterson are my foremost role models...