Safe at last

[fasteddie]

 

 I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on e-bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. 

 

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

 

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchase the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on e-bay) and put it in the CENTER of the yard.

 

Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.

 

I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT charged me.

 

Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of way and security can't pat us down.

 

Safe at last – only in USA!

 

[philoshop]

Excellent!

Another option if you have a liberal gun-grabber type of neighbor:

 

[The_Field_Ager]

And our children will be further saved by making all public swimming pools sharia compliant. As is happening in Germany now due to all the rapes of children:

 

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/03/05/segregated-swimming-swimming-in-migrant-attack-pool/

 

 

[Water Rat]

Muslim Beach Trip

[Five Seasons]

Yesterday I took a shower with Irish spring and head and shoulders. What do you guys use?

[greg54]