A text from his neighbor.....

[Water Rat]

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife , day and night , when you're not around. In fact , more than you. I'm not getting any at home , but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.

The man , anguished and betrayed , went into his bedroom , grabbed his gun , and without a word , shot his wife and killed her.

A few minutes later , a second text came in :

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi" , not "wife".

[growalot]

hahahahaha...I appreciate that one...lol

[Water Rat]

I thought you would. lol

[turkeyfeathers]

that's great

[Jeremy K]

I like it.

[ny hunter]

Too funny !!'