Political humor

[Robby]

[Grouse]

Make no mistake. The truckers aren't shutting down cities, the government already did. They are trying to open them up again.

[Robby]

[farmer 52]

[Grouse]

[fasteddie]

[fasteddie]

[fasteddie]

[Grouse]

[Grouse]

[Grouse]

I've seen many deer in the bed of a truck, but this buck in a truck is a first.

[GreeneHunter]

[farmer 52]

[farmer 52]

[Grouse]

[Grouse]

[Grouse]

[Robby]

[farmer 52]

[Grouse]

[Grouse]

[Grouse]

Butch The Rooster

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

She kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell which rooster was performing from a distance.

Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was an excellent specimen but, this morning, she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When she investigated, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming would run for cover.

To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak so that it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

Sarah was so proud of old Butch she entered him in a Show, and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was that the judges awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" and awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

Vote carefully in the next election. You can't always hear the bells.

[GreeneHunter]

[GreeneHunter]

[GreeneHunter]