Now this is payback

[Dave]

This is just a joke but it sure is a good one.

Splinters in Her Crotch!

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a far left liberal,

and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She

wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started

to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted

owl that attacked her In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the

tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She

told him she was an environmentalist, a far-left liberal, and an anti-

hunter activist and also how she came to get all the splinters. The

doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to

go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry

woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her,

"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,

the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could

remove old-growth timber from a recreational area so close to a waste

treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me

down."

[Dom]

That's good.

[Deerthug]

Funny!

[Karpteach]

Haha, good one! Wonder if her crotch recovered?

[Paula]

[erussell]

Ha!!! Thats funny. Heres another good one.

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To hell with Bush" T-Shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?"

"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"

Edited March 16, 2012 by erussell

[ny hunter]

Ha Ha thats great!!!