fasteddie Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 I copied and pasted so I have nothing to do with the size .............. I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting for the light to turn green. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car, and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. When the light turned green, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas, and darted off ahead of me Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone inside. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erussell Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMcD Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 hahaha... thanks for the Chuckle! Good One! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
growalot Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizz1219 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Holy heck that's hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ny hunter Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Thats the best!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzzyLoader Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Haha... I think I need to get a CDL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeGuy Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Omg. That made my day !!! Lol. Great joke for a memorial day weekend, I will tell it many times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2GRIT Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Sure hope the trucker wasn't hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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