Two cowboys were in a bar talking about their favorite sex positions . One said " I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
" I don't think I ever heard of that one " , said the other cowboy , " What is it ? "
" Well , it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind . Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear , " Boy , these feel just like your sister's. "
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds .