Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

- And here we go...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One Reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women...

1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!

[WNYBuckHunter]

Yes!

[Elmo]

Love it!

[ny hunter]

Can't argue with any of those!

[wmig2]

Those are facts. lol

[Woodsman20]

That is pretty funny ... and much cleaner than I anticipated.

[Deerthug]

Oh man I peed on myself after reading that

[Fantail]

Ahh realy, tell me where I can buy a silencer.

Letterman's on the douchbag list. It's a one man audience without a guest.

[WNYBuckHunter]

You can buy silencers in many places, just not the average guy in NY and a few other commie states.

[apoallo]

Become a resident of CT and you can get a silencer for pretty much any gun.

[growalot]

Oh man I peed on myself after reading that

...OMG.... that's some thing a middle aged woman would say....

[Grouse]

Guns are a lot like women in one respect though.........If you keep one around long enough, you are surely gonna want to shoot it.