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Olaf and the Honeymoon

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This is good!

Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a

lightning-quick kick from a cow... right in his crotch. Writhing in

agony, he fell to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He

Said, “How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek

and my fiancé, Lena, is still a Virgin - in every vay.”

The doctor told him, “Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint

to let it heal & keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but

leave it on there as long as you can.”

He took four tongue depressors & formed a neat little 4 sided

splint & taped it all together... quite an impressive work of art.

Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her & they went

on their honeymoon to Duluth.

That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal

her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said, “Olaf... you're the

first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez.”

Olaf immediately dropped his pants & replied, “Look at dis Lena

...still in DA CRATE!” confused0018.gif

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