Girl, you have a sexy "donkey".

[Elmo]

You know what I really wanted to say...but this is a family program.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/miniature-donkey-sex-bust-576142

[steve863]

Elmo, even I am speechless here. LOL Does your fiance know you start such threads on a hunting forum?? She better not or else you may be needing that donkey soon yourself. LOL

[rong]

Watch your pets folks

[Doewhacker]

Sounds like a missunderstanding, he said it was an accident?

[Culvercreek hunt club]

They say it isn't illegal if you start by yelling "SURPRISE"

[Doewhacker]

Now his buddies know what he meant when he said he wanted to get a donkey mounted.

[Pygmy]

Put a whole new twist on the expression, "a piece of a**"....

[Culvercreek hunt club]

I just knew Pygmy would be on this thread...lol

[Elmo]

Elmo, even I am speechless here. LOL Does your fiance know you start such threads on a hunting forum?? She better not or else you may be needing that donkey soon yourself. LOL

I've been focused a lot on does lately. Lucky for me, she has not complained yet. Those fluffy white tails must sure be soft.

[Doewhacker]

I've been focused a lot on does lately. Lucky for me, she has not complained yet. Those fluffy white tails must sure be soft.

Make sure its dead first, you don't want to get kicked.

[steve863]

I've been focused a lot on does lately. Lucky for me, she has not complained yet. Those fluffy white tails must sure be soft.

My goodness! First I hear that Bert & Ernie are gay, and now Elmo is into animals. What is God's green earth coming too???

[Doewhacker]

My goodness! First I hear that Bert & Ernie are gay, and now Elmo is into animals. What is God's green earth coming too???

At least he ain't talking about weiners again.

[Elmo]

Technically, I'm a 3 year old red monster who refers to himself in the third person. Elmo would be into other monsters.

[steve863]

Technically, I'm a 3 year old red monster who refers to himself in the third person. Elmo would be into other monsters.

Then ask the cookie monster for a date and leave the donkeys and does alone!! LOL

[Deerthug]

Oh my!!

[steve863]

Elmo, why don't you PM Deerthug. He will tell you about the little greek kid who ran away from home because he didn't like the way he was being reared! LOL

[SteveNY]

My Mom moved down to FL a few years ago, can't wait to send her the story.

[Deerthug]

Elmo, why don't you PM Deerthug. He will tell you about the little greek kid who ran away from home because he didn't like the way he was being reared! LOL

Hey now! Next you'll be telling the one about how to separate the men from the boys in the Greek army!

[Pygmy]

Along the lines of "animal husbandry", I'll share with you all a limerick from back in the 1960s. The reference to Governor George Wallace from Alabama dates it..

" A Hillbilly Farmer named HOLLIS

Used POSSUMS and SNAKES for his solace...

The children had SCALES and PREHENSIBLE TAILS,

And voted for Governor WALLACE.."

[Pygmy]

Hey now! Next you'll be telling the one about how to separate the men from the boys in the Greek army!

With a CROWBAR...

[steve863]

With a CROWBAR...

We shouldn't forget that Deerthug is a lawyer AND Greek. That's a double whammy if there ever was one!

[WNYBuckHunter]

I wonder if this guy had the "69 Boyz" playing in that tack room.

Gimme that donkey butt and them big ol legs....

[steve863]

Gee, WNY, didn't you post another rap type video on another thread? I thought me and Doe were the only Africans here?? You sure your not one of our fellow choir members from Tanzania??

[WNYBuckHunter]

Ya got me!

[steve863]

Ya got me!

See Doe, I told he was. He was the short kid in the back row whose sandals were held together by scotch tape.