The Perfect Husband

[Culvercreek hunt club]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cellular phone on a 

bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to 

talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to listen. 

MAN:  "Hello" 

WOMAN:  "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" 

MAN:  "Yes." 

WOMAN:  "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.  It's 

only $2,000.  Is it OK if I buy it?" 

MAN:  "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." 

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw 

one I really liked." 

MAN:  "How much?" 

WOMAN:  "$90,000." 

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." 

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.  I was just talking to Janie and 

found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market.  They're 

asking $980,000 for it." 

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably 

take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really 

want." 

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later!  I love you so much!" 

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." 

The man hangs up.  The other men in the locker room are staring at him in 

astonishment, mouths wide open. 

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

[shu9265]

Thanks I needed that this morning 

[Geno C]

LOL! nice

[MuzzyLoader]

Hahaha... It DANG sure ain't mine!

[sodfather]

LOL not my phone, mine would run out of minutes.

[Mr VJP]

The guy who answered the phone is probably an elected official in Albany just doing what comes naturally.

[Culvercreek hunt club]

LOL VJP---giving others money away

[growalot]

Yes I do!!...my bother in-laws...hahaha

[Karpteach]

Pretty damn funny.