Redneck Security - Install in FOUR Easy Steps!

[upstaterifle]

Read this.  I did and it's hilarious.

REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used

    size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of

    Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bert,

The guys and I gots bored so we went for more ammo and beer.

Be back in an about an hour.  Don’t mess with those dogs; they attacked

the mailman this morning and messed him up somethin bad. I don’t think Tiny took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house.

Best wait outside. Be right back.

[Culvercreek hunt club]

Only fault I see in this system is......you need the crook to be able to read

Funny...thanks

[Karpteach]

Only fault I see in this system is......you need the crook to be able to read

That could be a huge problem.

[wooly]

Now that's thinking outside the box! ;D

I like it!

[fasteddie]

Redneck Fire Alarm

[fasteddie]

Redneck Car Alarm

[ny hunter]

The red neck fire alarm is too much  LOL......