Political humor

GreeneHunter · April 21, 2020

fasteddie · April 21, 2020

WOMAN SHOT IN THE HEAD

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of Arkansas, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby super-market to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the car running and the windows rolled up. Her eyes closed with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay; Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed that way to her, it actually had been 15 minutes, she blamed the inability to tell time on her head injury).

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to move her hands. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. From the back seat a biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat, and a Biden supporter; but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Trump's fault.

fasteddie · April 21, 2020

squirrelwhisperer · April 22, 2020

Where can i get those lol

Rattler · April 22, 2020

Imagine an arsonist sets your home ablaze, the neighbors don't call 911 for an hour, the FD responds and your neighbors attack the FD for not being able to save it. Then the neighbors band together to defend the arsonist.

Now imagine China is the arsonist, you're a conservative, your home is the country, Trump is the FD, and your neighbors are all leftists who want to take down Trump. Now you understand the 2020 virus crises.

Edited April 22, 2020 by Rattler