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When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a bold proposal, "Whoever dares to jump, swim to the shore, and survive, I'll give you $1,000,000.
 
No one dared to move. Suddenly, a man jumped into the water, and desperately swam, and made it to the shore, while being chased by all the crocodiles.
 
The owner announced, "We have a brave winner!!"
 
After the man collected his reward, he and his wife returned to the hotel.
 
Upon arrival, the manager told him that he had been very brave to jump. To which the man replied, "I didn't jump, someone pushed me!" His wife smiled.....
 
Moral - Behind every successful man, there's a woman who pushes him! 
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