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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on hunting instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!" "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."

No, the texting while walking thing was a joke (see above). The other so-called "common sense" laws that I mentioned, involving texting or using phones while driving are anything but a joke (for obvious reasons). Sure you would think (and hope) that people had "common sense" enough to know that that stuff is a bad idea. But anyone who has been paying attention out there has seen otherwise. Some may think that those kinds of laws threaten the foundation of our democracy, but just like DWI laws, they do serve a purpose as an attempted protection from those that apparently don't have that "common sense". I don't relate any of that stuff as being on the same level as the McDonalds fiasco. That sort of thing relates more to the letigious nature of society, and the court systems and juries who also seem to have a shortage of common sense.

Good to hear you're making time to keep yourself hydrated! Those paint fumes will make you tipsy after a while,lol

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postedboy, nah man..that's the kind of stuff I want to see. I grew up in the Bronx and still live there myself. You watch all these hunting show and other videos and these guys go up there and bring a buck out 5 minutes later and you start to think it's as easy as picking up groceries. I figured out real early that it's hard but still, you come home and friends and family who don't hunt talk smack like "look at this kid, he can't catch anything". That's why it's good to see videos that shows the real side of hunting. That it takes a bit of work. Gives me the confidence knowing it's not just me, it's everybody, and I'm not doing anything wrong, this is what hunting is really like.

This blonde was driving out in the country and spotted another blonde sitting in a row boat out in the middle of a farm field... she got so angry at the stupidity of the blonde in the boat that she slammed on the brakes, jumped out of the car and hollered to the blonde in the boat.." If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick you ass!!"

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A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

In most instances, its not "mis-management". It's simply no management at all. But maybe that's not so much of a bad thing. Some of the recent attention that I have seen on state land is aimed at turning it from hunting and trapping land to activities that attract constant crowds of hikers, bikers and such with construction of a maze of mountain bike trails that pretty much blanket the entire area. Nothing much for the critters of the land, but simply exploitation for amusement and recreation. Unfortunately this constant assault throughout the spring, summer, and fall months doesn't co-exist well with hunting.

Buy a motor home and hunt whever I wanted to.

flying arrow doesent allow them?? they have several locations.................what were reasons the other places you called didnt allow them?