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Regardless of what the numbers or limitations are on the "Capital Gains Tax", it is still an example of the government imposing taxes upon the citizens to fund an unconstitutional program under the guise of "its for the common good".

I wish I had the new iPhone and a "Beats by Dr. Dre" headphones. Just like the ones this 16 year old girl in front of me who's paying for her baby's food with food stamps has. Simple facts of logic. The definition of being rich is to have more than the others and that means in order for one to be rich, someone else has to be "poor". The idea of a society where everyone is equal is call communism and it has been proven that communism doesn't work. Why should I bust my ass, spent a fortune on college tution when I can sit around, smoke pot all day, and have the same luxuries? There is a major difference between unfortunate and lazy. You're crippled? Ok. Here's some free stuff. Your legs work? Here's a broomstick. Those sidewalks need sweeping. Sweep them up and we'll give you some free stuff. It pisses me off when I hear people make fun of the immigrant who's cleaning the sewage gutter because that job is beneath them, all the while, they're sitting at home collecting welfare checks and complaining that the immigrants are taking all the jobs. I mean really? If someone who doesn't know this country, doesn't have the benefits of any education, can't even speak English, and he/she does a better job than you do it speaks more about your own laziness than anything else.

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________ If less than your age, explain ____________________________________________ ________________________ ____________________________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No C. A waterbed? __Yes __No D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No E. A tattoo? __Yes __No F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? (IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you? ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you? __________________________________________________________ ____ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you? ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend ___________________________________________________ How often you attend ________________________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your: father? _____________ mother? _____________ pastor? _____________ SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ______________________________________________________________ B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ______________________________________________________________ C: A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________________________________ D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ______________________________________________________________ E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: _________________________________ _____________________________ F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANTI TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE. _________________________________________________________ Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!) _______________________________ ________________________________ Mother's Signature Father's Signature _______________________________ ________________________________ Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back) To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating Daddy's Rules for Dating Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy) : Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.' Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge . Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing or holding hands. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

For healthcare - occupy a job

Here's a little something for those PETA followers:

Yup. I have no problem with TEMPORARY public assistance programs that help those that really need it to get back on their feet. Publicly funded programs that allow people to live off the tax payer teet, however, I am firmly against. virgil, what you may or may not understand is that this healthcare crap is just another step towards the government MAKING you depend on them and their programs, therefore REMOVING you freedoms.

Then let everyone EARN the health insurance like I do.

It's your oppinion that it's for the common good.

Yeah...definitely the New Yorker in me. Spending my youth on Webster Ave, Inwood, and Washington Heights is probably why I think I can take on a couple of coyotes with nothing more than a nail clipper. Sure I'll get rabies but ain't going down like that.

The emerging tragedy is our increased willingness to use the coercive powers of government, in the name of health or some other ruse, to forcibly impose our preferences upon others. How far are you willing to let the government go? How much control of people's private lives are you willing to condone? How much of your annual earnings are you willing to fork over to a government that grows bigger and bigger every year? The answers to those questions indicates your desire for freedom vs dependency. Personally, I prefer to keep the government out of my life as much as possible. I don't need a nanny, a 2nd mother, or any Federal authority making all of my choices for me.

My wife has been teaching my ten yr old all the pressure points. Its great till she wants to practice on me. The one under the nose, arm pit and behind the ear really hurt. I say forget all that, you grab his junk and twist you'll get his attention reall quick!!!!

I think Chevy has a point, but not as many people as you think are this way. Too much negative wishfull thinking, provoking people to assume that ''most" are for xbows because they are "lazy gun hunters" that want to hunt in archery season. What makes you think the lazy gun hunters have the perseverance to hunt in archery as well as gun season? If they are what all you anti "anyonehuntingmydeer" guys say they are, then that's not what's going on here is it? Keep up the good work guys, no wonder hunter numbers are on the decline, not even hunters want anyone else hunting. i'm for xbows in any season that allows someone who wouldn't be buying a license otherwise, buy one. Which helps us all in the long run.

Because I wish to choose who to spend my money on to help rather then feel good about the government deciding where my money gets spent, I am an uncaring bastard? If that is your qualifier then yes, I am one and proud of it.

I am glad your wife made it, and its too bad the other lady didn't have better insurance, but i don't think that the unfortunate is owed anymore from the fortunate. Even those who feel that they are poor and work still give to what is called welfare to those that are lazy leeches as fateddie calls them. those are the ones that have the newest car and phone the better clothes because they know how to work the system. call me an uncaring bastard because i am sick of giving!

why does the fortunate have to share if they worked for what they have?

My daughter just turned 15 and I trust her and her judgment. She is more mature than most of the girls her age. She has recently become interested in boys and has learned that most boys at her age are walking raging hormones. She is not allowed to date until she is 18 and she agrees, although if I had my way she'd be 35 when she goes on her first date. I always tell her that God gave you knees and thumbs for a reason. Use them wisely when necessary. I also plan on blowing up the following picture to poster size and hanging it on my living room wall next to my shotgun when the boys come knocking:

I would have liked to see the two weeks added on to the END of bow season rather than the beginning....hunting deer when it is still 70+ degrees out is not fun!

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