[tt]An elderly man is stopped by the police at 1:00 A.M. and is asked[/tt]
[tt]where he is going at this time of night.[/tt]
[tt]The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the[/tt]
[tt]effects it has on the human body."[/tt]
[tt]The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this[/tt]
[tt]time of night?"[/tt]
[tt]The man replies, "That would be my wife" ![/tt]