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Nothing smells worse than walking out of a building and have to walk past 3 - 4 people milling around blowing smoke . But .......... as far as the Government goes ....what a turn-around . It wasn't too long ago our government was subsidizing the tobacco growers !

I bought one of those Electric Fly Swatter Tennis Racquets at Harbor Freight a couple years ago . The directions say not to touch the wire mesh when holding the button . I tried it on a couple flys and not much happened . I figured it wasn't working and touched it with my finger while holding the button down with my other hand . Kaaa-zaaaaap ! Holy crap . That bugger puts out a charge ! Lesson Learned - follow the instructions !

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I agree . It was the ethical thing to do ! Better to have someone tag it than to leave it lay there .

Real nice buck ! Congrats ........

Great pics Wooly ! http://www.downsouthhuntingforums.com/images/smiles/thumbup.gif[/img]

How many times can you re-invent the wheel ? The same thing gets said over and over with just enough of a BS change to make it look like something else !

The only thing the "Cash for Clunkers" did was to get a lot of Obama bumper stickers off the highways ! http://www.downsouthhuntingforums.com/images/smiles/2cents.gif[/img]

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[table][tr][td] ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS [/t] [table][tr][td] Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another. The directions said that: a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution: There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. [*] My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it! If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!! [/t][/td][/tr][/table][/td][/tr][/table]

I think part of the problem is the damn Media . They keep saying the price of gas is going through the ceiling . If people hear that enough , they accept it as fact and the rich , greedy gas companies jack up the price .

Someone had sent me an e-mail some time ago that gave locations of known oil locations in the US where we have never drilled on shore . It said we have more oil than we could ever use . I had deleted it when I was cleaning up my mail . Has anyone heard of this before ? Could we have that much and if so why not drill ?

When this hits 98 pages I am going to Lock The Thread ! ???

CW ----- Those butt muscles tighten right up don't they ! ???

Welcome to Hunting NY ...............

Welcome to Hunting NY .....

Welcome to Hunting NY ......

It wouldn't bother me one bit to never see a bear in the wild !

I had it on full screen and couldn't tell what it was . It looked like one of my shakey videos !

Membership is $35 a year . That's one thing but then they come back and want more . I usually get solicited for more money about a month after paying the yearly membership dues .

You could tell Gringy Harry was lying . His lips were moving ! ???

Enjoyed the video . Thanks ! But ............. why is it , we watch a video and the guy has to tell us what we just watched ?

That works in reverse also . I have hunted back in the woods 1/2 mile - 1 mile walk and have seen nothing only to get up by the barns and pasture to see the deer .

Hey , somebody shot my cow ! : ... : ... :