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Jeremy K

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  1. “Mystery Science Theatre 3000” That was such an awesome show . That and the one from china with the voice overs ,i think it was called most extreme elimination.
  2. Very cool , get a grill off the back for the win.
  3. Wedding tonight ,not sure what we are having . The parents got junior and there has already been talk of getting an uber home . Could be a fun evening.
  4. LOL, i dont get anything real crazy, just normal hard shell tacos and a chicken fajita
  5. I googled searched the punch line and copied it for ya TC.
  6. A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear hunting. The first morning out, Bill goes out on his own. He comes to a clearing on a hill overlooking a field and sees a bear slowly strolling across the field. He gets the bear in his sites and fires. He then looks all around, but he can't find the bear. All of a sudden, he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around, and there's the bear. The bear knocks the gun out of his hands, and Bill stands there shaking in his boots. The bear yells at him, saying he's sick and tired of being shot at and gives Bill an ultimatum. The bear tells him that he can either drop to his knees and blow him, or the bear will eat his face. Bill immediately drops to his knees and obliges the bear. The bear walks away contented and Bill find his way back to the cabin. The next morning, Bill takes an even bigger gun with him and goes to the same place he saw the bear before. And sure enough, there was the bear strolling across the field again. Bill gets all excited, gets the bear in his sites and shoots! He looks all around, but there is no bear. All of a sudden he feels a tap on his shoulder again. He turns around, and, surprise, there's the bear. The bear looks at him, knocks the gun out of his hand, and says,''You know the routine.'' Bill drops to his knees and obliges the bear again. When he's done, the bear walks away smoking a cigarette and Bill stumbles back to his cabin. Bill is all pissed off now. He grabs the biggest gun he can find and heads to the same spot again. And sure enough, there is the bear strolling across the field again. He gets the bear in his sites, and says to himself, ''Now this bear's gonna fuckin' get it!'' He pulls the trigger and, "Ka-BOOM!" He looks all over again, but no bear. Then, just as before, he feels the same tap at his shoulder. He turns around, there's the bear standing there with a big smirk on his face. He looks down at Bill and says, ''You're not in this for the hunting are you?'''
  7. I think i'm gonna hit up mighty taco tonight .
  8. Best part is this ,my buddy had to take off right away to drop the boat off and be out my way for a softball game . He called me to see if i could stop by the ball diamond and pick up 8 of the walleye the he had time to clean and fillet .
  9. Give the guy a break ,he just slept all winter.
  10. We kept 18 walleye today. We probably hrew back at least 10 that didn' make the cut.
  11. I got some pictures of it texted to me ,I'll post them up when I get home.
  12. Someone reported a bear sighting in North tonawanda just now on 17th avenue.
  13. Technology isn't completely bad , there was a line out the door at quest because an older gentleman couldn't grasp the concept of typing his birth date on an electronic key board .
  14. Sounds like hes headed in your direction.
  15. I wrap them in foil so the butter can't escape !!!
  16. My thought as well , a young male that momma gave his walking papers too.
  17. Wivb has a story going about police searching for a bear sighting reported in ransom oaks .
  18. Someone was shopping at midnight auto parts . I can't stand scum bag thieves.
  19. Anybody do spider weinies over the camp fire ? Put the dog on a stick ,slice the ends lengthwise in quarters . As it cooks,the pieces curl up and it looks like a spider .
  20. Wasn't that just an old program that expired and had nothing to do with their stance of the NRA
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