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That's why I never understood why women would complain with their husbands/boyfriends leave the seat up. I'm thinking you should be glad we left the seat up. That means you know for certain we didn't pee all over it. It's when you see the seat down is when you have to worry.

I have one. Can't remember if it's the revolution or the revenge. Have to wait till I get home to check. It's a great scope and gives very crisp images. My only gripe I have with them (and a very minor gripe at that) is that it doesn't come with scope caps or a cover and it was a pain for me to find ones that fit.

One of my college buddies is doing his residency at a hospital in Philadelphia as a proctologist. During his first year, he had to examine a very over weight woman. Since he's a male doctor, a female nurse has to be present at all times. As he was examining the patient, fear immediate falls on him and he turns to the nurse and said "we need to get radiology ready, this patient needs a MRI. Something is not right." The patient now being scared asked "what...what...what's going on?" My buddy told her "I'm checking for this and it's not feeling the way it's suppose to feel." The patient breathes a sigh or relief and said "Oh, that's because that's not where your hand is at." The female nurse ran out of the room because she could not hold in her laugh.

I still didn't learn my lesson till years later.

When a butch lady that looks like she doesn't like you and looks like she can bench press you, grabs you by the....yeah, you get real nervous real fast.

Had one colonoscopy done years ago when I was a teen. Had a cyst on my buttocks removed. For some reason, that mean they need to look up where the sun don't shine to see if there were any in there. How a cyst on the outside have anything to look with needing to look inside, I don't know. I remember it being quick but not painless. There wan't going deep...just a quick look so I didn't receive any cocktail of pain killers. I also had to take a chlamydia test. Don't ask. Let's just say it was during my college years. I'm sure the doctor who conducted the test was a man-hater. She had a military buzz cut. The test involves sticking a foot long q-tip down the entire length of your man-hood. Thee most painful experience I ever had...ever!

Don't know about Kindle. I have the Nook. If you hit the power button on the Nook, they don't shut off. They go into a sleep mode. To completely shut down the Nook, you have to hold the power button down for a few seconds. not sure if the Kindle is the same way.

Woah...that looks nasty. Wish you a speedy recovery.

Finally, a nice friendly debate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iSrvua88lMA

josephmrtn - you are wise beyond your years. I commend you and your parents.

Does shootings occur in tourist zone? Of course. We had one at the Empire State building just last year. Just like there are wacko's who goes into elementary schools in rural Conneticut. But I never mentioned anything about guns, gun laws, or what not. I am simply stating that NYC is a lot safer than what most people make it out to be...nothing as to why it's safe.

I've been held at gun point 3 times in my life and knife point once. I've also been jumped afew times and gotten into numerous fights. I also grew up in the 80's and 90's when this was really bad down here. The moment my parents saved enough to move out of the bad parts of the city, I have never had any incidence again. It's basically the same everywhere. So long as you don't go to the crack house at 2 in the morning you don't have anything to worry about. People ask me that all the time when I'm out of town. "But isn't NYC dangerous?" My reply is always "No one in going to mug you at gun point at the Statue of Liberty. They'll do it in Brownville though but what the heck were you doing in Brownsville?"

Blame is placed on hollywood and video games is because those devices have become the parents of our children. A lot of parents simply plot their kids in front of the TV instead of taking them out and spending time with them. Hollywood and video games ends up what they grew up with.

Piers Morgan knows what he is doing. He selectively invites the right people to accomplish his agenda. He picks the sensibles ones who are introverted and meek, then he bullys them without letting them speak. Constantly cuts them off. When viewers complained about that, he picks someone who he knew would eventually put his foot in his mouth and he egged him on. Piers is a jerk but he's also no dummy.

Sid. You should private message Shawn directly. I wouldn't recommend posting your phone number on a public forum.

Finally someone who stood up to Piers Morgan's bullying. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyKofFih8Y http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-i3Y5iRYo&feature=endscreen&NR=1

But you're not wrong. Jello is made from horses hooves. At least partially. The main ingredient in jello is gellatin which is made from the collagen from the hide and bones of animals. Usually pig, cattle, and horses.

I got it once many moons ago and only because it was being offered right at the office I was working at at the time. I've been meaning to get it ever since but I either forget or get lazy. Also because I haven't gotten the flu in years.

Since my Giants are tackling suntan lotion in the beaches of the Carribean right now, I'm going to have to root for Eli's brother and the Bronco's. Would make a great story to come back from a career threatening injury to win the Superbowl.

They're ranked #2 currently in the poll. I went to the game at Barclays last month and caught a game in Ann Arbor last year when I went back to visit.

I'm a Michigan alumni but I don't really follow college sports though.

Why Michigan?

Staten Island residents attempt to get armed guards in school will get shot down...no pun intended. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/staten-island-vote-armed-guards-school-article-1.1235192

Hola!

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