Elmo

I got my first real six string. Bought it at the five-and-dime. Played it till my fingers bled. Was the summer of '69.

My first was a Nissan Sentra. Thing has had two colors. The car was red but the hood was black. Oddly, it got stolen. A couple of years later it was replaced with a Honda Prelude Si. It was pre-engine cap so it was awesome. Never pushed it to the max but I got it up to 145 mph once going on I-80 through Pennsylvania at like 3 in the morning. Wrecked it a few times. Old horse develop rust and was held up in some parts by duct tape. My old man took it out back and shot it to put it out of it's misery.

A black and two polish construciton workers would to hang out together all the time. One day, the black construction worker fell to his death and the police were called in to investigate. Naturally, they questioned his two friends: Police: "Did your friend have any enemies?" Friend: "No...none that we know of." Police: "Was there anything odd about your friend we should know?" Friend: "No...oh wait...he had two buttholes." Police: "Wait, what!?! How's that possible?" Friend: "Yeap, that's right he had two buttholes." Police: "And how did you know this? Did you actually see it?" Friend: "No, but every time we go to the bar together the bartender would always say: 'Damn...here comes the black guy with the two @$$holes again'."

Reminds me of the first time I went to a horse ranch. I was a young teen at the time. I was so facinated with the horses, I was leaning over the fence watching them and they were about 5 feet behind the fence watching me. All of a sudden...zap! I was like what the hell was that?!?! Hmmm...whatever it was it's gone now. So I leaned back on the fence...a few seconds later...zap! What the hell?!?! It wasn't until the 3rd zap did I finally realize that the fence was electric and why the horses stayed 5 feet away from it. I also realized that the reason they were staring at me was because they got a kick out of watching this idiot zap himself.

No bigger display of the impact humans have on nature than the major cities. European Sparrows, Starlings, Rock Pigeons, Squirrels, and rats. I've just listed the entire eco-system of a major city. When humans eliminate the natural predators and introduce new species into an environment, the entire eco-system is destroyed. It's crazy when I take some of my friends hiking in the woods for their first time, they're amazed to see a chipmunk because they've never seen one before.

Simple. Sleep all day.

Did he also eat the newt?

Thanks for the correction. Good to know.

I have 2 Savages. A centerfire and a rimfire. Love them both.

I just bought a compact model in 223. Haven't got a chance to do anything with it yet. Literally bought it, took it home, sat it in the closet, and have not laid a finger on it since. Been busy this whole past two weeks. Check out these tips. http://www.varminthunters.com/tech/nef.html There was a section on this site also with tips and everyone there also talked about the rubber stopper to "float" the barrel making a huge difference.

Grooveless slugs are called sabot slugs.

Thanks for clarifying. Yes, I was thinking of cylinder bore.

I would love to go rifle hunting in Manhattan or Bronx county.

Smoothbore is only good for slugs and home defense. I think you would need any choke if you want a pattern of any kind.

Okay, I just emailed every senator on that list a copy of your letter. I'm either going to be heard or I'm going to be reported as a spammer. We'll see how it goes.

Awesome! Love these pictures.

Didn't see any video.

This is a family program. I can't reveal suchs things. Seriously, I didn't realize he was on me because I never checked there when I showed/inspected. It was until a two days later when I had an itch and decided to scratch that area and felt a bump. He had fatten up nicely by then.

I'll mail in the letter, thanks! I live in NYC surrounded by nothing but anti's. Hunters here in the city operate like a secret society. We have to move around in disguise.

I pulled one off my family jewels this past year. HOW THE HELL did he get there?!?!

Nice! Is he going to be named Tom or Jake? Just kidding. Congratulations!

Is there a petition that we can sign?

I never seen one in my entire life. I was starting to think ticks were a myth. Then this past season I had 3 latch on to me on 3 seperate instances and tons crawl all over my clothes. Crazy season.

Best way I go about it is by going to the DEC Google Earth interactive page and download the "DEC Lands" file. 1st you need to install Google Earth. Then install the DEC Lands file. When you open up google earth, and you check to display the DEC Lands, it'll color highlight all the lands. Then I research each individually based on proximity. http://www.dec.ny.gov/pubs/42978.html

I've never prepared it myself but I've had it deep fried, stewed, and in soups. If there's anything that actually fits the monikor "taste like chicken" frog legs is it. It really does taste like chicken.